A brick could be used to communicate with the dead. I just spoke to Stalin, and he’s very pleased with the way America’s progressing, collectively, as a country.


“This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave m…”

“Sometimes I feel like this. Sometimes I feel like that. I wish I could be more …”

“My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time.”

“If you put a long-haired wig on and ask nicely, I might sit on your back and ri…”