A brick could be used to cook with, as a thickening agent in gravy. But as history proves, the thickest agents work for the government as tax collectors. 


“In the future, it’ll be my child, but it will be my child’s life, so I must nam…”

“The only class I studied religiously was Christianity 101.”

“I’m angry as hell. I’m angry for all the people who should be angry but aren’t,…”

“Nobody can make you feel ignorant but you—the you from before, the one who skip…”