A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can.


“I’m the most expensive person in my life. Every day I pay for the poor decision…”

“The first man to successfully clone himself deserves to pat himself on the back…”

“Dark Jar Tin Zoo’s face is sallow, his cheeks sunk in, and he looks like Edvard…”

“The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.”