A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.


“The country with the most writers is ironically probably the country with the l…”

“Just don’t stand around and say, “Just don’t stand around.” That’s my job, and …”

“I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.”

“I don’t need your sympathy, unless it comes in the form of a check or cash. I a…”