A brick could be used to keep yourself warm, and a blanket could be used in the construction of a house. But just like wearing your boxers on the outside of your pants, if you reverse them you get further in society.


“Question for your life: If we were to kiss passionately for 30 minutes, would y…”

“Thanks, but my name is Gracias.”

“A brick could be used as a response when the cops ask you if you murdered your …”

“A job is like a politician struggling in the water. Be sure you hold it down.”