A brick could be used to liven up urinal chatter. Also, instead of just repeating “Yeah” while the guy peeing next to you is talking, try a more positive affirmation, like pinching his butt cheek. 


“I want to do something for a living that when it comes time to retire and I can…”

“A blanket could be used to create another way. There is no other way but to mak…”

“Selling flesh-tearing torture devices for more than $55,555 dollars, now that’s…”

“When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.”