A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred.


“Tomorrow night I’m giving a lecture on silence and invisibility. Don’t be surpr…”

“My name is Aviva. It’s not male, and it’s not female, but it is a palindrome—wh…”

“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…”

“A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyw…”