A brick could be used to raise your status as an upstanding citizen. Don’t get too excited, though. It’ll only raise you up about three inches.


“I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into…”

“The cloud cover made for a terrible blanket.
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“The girl I’m in love with told me she’s moving on. Should I cry or scream? Or s…”

“If you tell me I look familiar but you just can’t place it, I’ll tell you that …”