A brick could be used to represent the state of Kansas. Both are flat, both are rectangular, both have tried to insert themselves up my anus, and both failed to penetrate me (though Kansas got pretty close).


“Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a…”

“My uncle missed the sixties. Not because he was too young. He just simply slept…”

“I put Chap Stick on before I read, because my lips move along with my eyes. May…”

“Extended family is great. If you want to know how extended your family is, just…”