A brick could be used to save humanity from mortality. Or at least save us from mortar. 


“People say I can handle pressure, but there is one sporting competition where i…”

“It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequi…”

“Who was where when has no impact on where you are now.”

“When I saw a murder taking place, I almost didn’t have time to make coffee befo…”