A brick could be used to soften resistance. Smash the opposition into a pulp!


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“Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, whi…”

“I think the most romantic letter you ever gave me was “W,” because it’s a coupl…”

“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three i…”