A brick could be used to stop a murder. Just wedge it in front of the door of the murderer, and enclose him in his room.


“Of all the flowers from a rose to a carnation, I’d die for reincarnation.”

“I’m itching for battle—with a mosquito bite. The only thing in life I’ll scratc…”

“She was a tall drink of water, and I was a glass half full kind of guy—half ful…”

“As a writer, I need more exposure. I think I’ll take off my pants. Would you mi…”