A brick could be used to support a wobbly table. Who got that table drunk, anyway?


“She called and said she had to cancel tomorrow. “Cancel tomorrow!” I shrieked. …”

“I said goodbye too early, and then stood there enjoying the awkwardness of her …”

“Handcuffs barely wrap around the girth of my penis. I should run for Congress.”

“My dreams and ambitions kept me company on the way there, and despair and regre…”