A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of there immediately.


“A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don…”

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex wit…”

“A blanket could be used as a water purification device. Place it between a flow…”

“He wanted to pay me in agriculture, but I told him, "I need something that's go…”