A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash out your filthy mouth. Scrub it clean, you scatological talker you.


“I’m going to change the world, and all for under $14.95. I’m not going to chang…”

“How many ways can I say “I love you”? I could say it in another language, like …”

“Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent…”

“I want a trophy wife, because the only thing I’ve ever won is a fourth-place ri…”