A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty.


“Come to terms with who you were, embrace who you are, and become who you will b…”

“If a gorgeous woman hits on me right off the bat, I’m suspicious. I wonder what…”

“I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cat…”

“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but…”