A brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps. 


“I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.”

“I never speed, because if I get into an automobile crash and die, I don’t want …”

“The president spends most of his time playing golf and vacationing. But the tim…”

“If love were a glove, I’d wear it on my foot like a goldfish in a silver mine. …”