A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no gust will knock your hat off.


“On Halloween I like to scare up business the old fashioned way: with flyers, bu…”

“You wouldn’t try to mow your lawn with an electric razor, like it was a green b…”

“If I had three magic wishes, I’d use the first wish for one more, to replace th…”

“I bought a bag of chips at the store, and the cashier asked if I wanted a bag. …”