A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.


“The British Empire covered 25% of the earth. So the phrase “The sun never sets …”

“On cloudy days I just want to raise my arm up, stand on my toes, and screw a li…”

“My shoes were all muddy, so before I walked in my friend's house I sprinkled gr…”

“Most people don’t know where money comes from. Even most of our elected officia…”