A brick makes an excellent window cleaner, if you throw it hard enough. Before you know it, your window will look so clean you’d think it had been replaced with a new one.


“Question for your life: Let’s say we’re making love on the moon, and my clone d…”

“With the woman I loved, I wouldn’t change one second with her. No, I’d change a…”

“Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Hones…”

“Love is like a cloudless blue sky. That’s why I always carry an open umbrella.”