A brick represents my rationality, and a blanket represents my emotions. It’s robot versus mannequin, and to get a sense of who I am as a person, you need some mortar and a pillow.


“When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when tomatoes blush, you’ve p…”

“Don’t scream out my name in bed. Scream out random fractions instead.”

“I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step …”

“The love doctor, Orafoura, says there are two things that a guy can do to promo…”