A cash-bought merit badge ain't worth shit. Author: Chuck Palahniuk Copy Quote More from Chuck Palahniuk “You ever wonder when god's coming back with a lot of barbecue sauce?” “The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close up.” “All object printed: Love me. Look me. Million speaking objects,begging. Crown A…” “By the time you read this, you'll be older than you remember.”