A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

“School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type…”

“To halve the number of asses that you’re required to kiss: double your dependen…”

“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Va…”

“An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone…”