A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean.

“And above [the three of] them, Old Star and Old Mother rose into their appointe…”

“They say suicides and murderers go to Hell. If so, I will know my way around, b…”

“This is nine! Nine! This is nine! Nine! This is ten! Ten! We have killed your f…”

“He remembered waking up once, listening to the wind, thinking of all the dark a…”