A fan can be used as a listening device, pushing sound waves towards your ears, along with cool air. I listen harder than a hurricane, and that’s why I have a vacant and evacuated expression.

“Don’t try blowing smoke up my ass, because you’ll find my anus blocked—by a cig…”

“Me and my clones will form a band called The Eels. I’ll be one of the most elec…”

“The picture is grainy. But that’s to be expected when photographing bread.”

“A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in bo…”