A flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conservation. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “After I had my computer about a month, I finally figured out how to turn it on.…” “Today was so cold that the wind froze my words as I spoke them and they fell si…” “I dance so fluid that I often drink the floor.” “My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it…”