A girl just asked for SAT scores good enough to get her into Yale. I think she was nine.

“This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles an…”

“My god, Sage. Your eyes. How have I never noticed them? When you stand in the l…”

“Non dovresti essere immune al freddo, visto che vieni dalla Siberia?»"Non credo…”

“Great," I said. "Another conference call. I have really got to start blocking y…”