A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada. Author: Rick Riordan Copy Quote More from Rick Riordan “God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation.…” “Кражбата невинаги е нещо лошо.” “When they ran up to him, Percy said, 'Hey,' like they were just meeting for lun…” “Percy was not feeling the love.”