A jet may be perfect for breaking the speed of sound, but a brick is designed to break the speed of silence. Just listen to that quietness.


“I pitted two ditch diggers against each other, to see who could dig a pit the f…”

“LIberty is slavery. Or, well, you already know. P.S. Can you find my logo in th…”

“I just took a little nap. I stole it from an infant.”

“How many birthdays can you fit in a shoebox? I guess that depends both on how o…”