A job is like a politician struggling in the water. Be sure you hold it down.

“I work for the nod syndicate. It’s a sleepy job. If I’m caught not sleeping on …”

“My business associate said, “OK, Jarod, let’s talk turkey.” And I said, “If you…”

“If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?”

“They settled out of court. In related news, two fish fought over an aquarium, r…”