A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.

“I want to hire someone to stand outside my door and knock three times, with eac…”

“I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and tim…”

“I’m about to crash for the night, and I’m wearing a bicycle helmet to bed. I ma…”

“My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.”