A metaphor is like a simile. Author: Steven Wright Copy Quote More from Steven Wright “I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all n…” “Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact …” “When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.I …” “Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ord…”