A mine divided in two isn’t as preferential as a yours divided in two. 


“Money is seen as a great evil. But I've never seen a pile of cash stab someone.”

“My asshole smells like a paper mill. Three cheers for being a writer.”

“The speaker was so boring that he put me to sleep. But he didn’t stop talking, …”

“I don’t know the man standing next to me in the mirror. He looks like me, so is…”