A one dollar bill, though it weighs less than 99 pennies, is psychologically heavier.

“If I told you I don’t tell lies, that itself would be a lie.”

“It’s not yummy gum if there’s no bubble. Just ask the Federal Reserve.”

“I had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where …”

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”