A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve rigid nonthinkers here.” So the brick and the pastor look at the politician, who turns around and leaves.


“Does my face not look hungry? My mouth is the path and mouthpiece to my stomach…”

“I often laugh at a dog that chases its own tail. But aren’t there some people o…”

“I stand to inherit a lot from my father, including high cholesterol and diabete…”

“With over one billion people, I’d say China is the best place to have group sex.”