A pen is a phallic symbol you can write with. But so is a cucumber dipped in ranch dressing or semen.

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“She told me she might not be there when I get back, and I got so angry I said s…”

“I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interroga…”

“The commodity I sell is nonsense. Condiments sold separately. Ah, but that’s li…”