A politician’s word is like a thick tree branch, and the people are all hanging on it. Well, I’ve got noose for you, politicians won’t keep their word, but they will keep you hanging.

“A book on war is useful, but it’d be even more useful if it could shoot bullets…”

“I have no regrets. Just original grets.”

“I didn’t want to go, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be invited.”

“I need to dig a hole the size of the Grand Canyon to bury all of my problems.”