A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?

“A brick and a blanket could be used to replace the words yes and no. But which …”

“Growing up, I used to use and apple instead of a baseball. It was just more fun…”

“I live in the armpit of the country. I can tell by how hairy and smelly and hil…”

“I made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by din…”