A reasonable looking guy with a sense of humour to go to parties with: surely that´s not too much to ask, is it?

“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t …”

“There are moments in life- and I would have to admit that I don´t have them as …”

“I stand and grab a hefty bottle of perfume from the bathroom shelf and return t…”

“Fridays! They are the worst. Days stuffed with itsy-bitsy multicoloured tasks t…”