A sample may taste better than the whole, because it’s meant for a taste test, which is perceptually expected to garner favorable results. This is why I can’t give you all my love. Plus, you don’t have a container big enough to hold all my love.

“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”

“Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me la…”

“I won’t allow anyone to buy you a clock. Not on my watch.”

“A brick represents a single unit, weak and useless alone, but useful and powerf…”