A shirt is a dress, if you have short enough legs.

“I’m going outside to get a breath of fresh air. Anybody got a cigarette I can h…”

“Giving up giving up—it’s good for your health. Make love like you just stole it…”

“A blanket could be used to catch a hippopotamus. But you try it out first, and …”

“Most writers might as well write in invisible ink, because if what they’re writ…”