A sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only friend is her sister.

“I saw my hero. He was standing at the urinal next to mine. I didn’t know what t…”

“I need camouflage that works in such a way that when I wear it, you disappear.”

“A rubber band is attached to a lever. Pull on the lever to increase the tension…”

“He wanted to pay me in agriculture, but I told him, "I need something that's go…”