A slice of cheese is like a blanket on a burger, and I sleep with pillows shaped like pickles.

“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.”

“A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don…”

“Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love i…”

“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons wit…”