A smile is like a simile, if you have a mouth like a metaphor. That would make for like the best kiss ever.

“I want to have five or six wives, and a few dozen sheep, all for my pleasure. I…”

“I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And com…”

“I am the sphinx of love. But I didn’t used to be. I used to be a sphink—which h…”

“I’d be afraid of a man with two shadows, because that man is my clone, and he p…”