A spanking with a tree branch, now that’s slapstick.

“If I were a box of cereal, I wouldn’t want to talk about myself any more than I…”

“A brick could be used to help you write the book you’ve always wanted to write.…”

“I don’t know how to make a U Turn. It’s so curvy and it’s already completely tu…”

“I’ve often been told I fight like a girl, probably because from the moment I wh…”