A swimming pool full of coffee would be great to jump in first thing in the morning. After all, people often call me the Molly Brown of the Brown-water Bathtub. Also, I hate ice in my coffee—and ice in the ocean.

“Life isn’t so bad. I’m not fat (unless you’re Gandhi), I’m not short (unless yo…”

“If my initials were Y.E.S., I’d probably go around smiling all the time.”

“Meet the Robinsoons—but meet them later.”

“A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.
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