A telephone cord used to make an excellent leash on people. Now metal chains work better.

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“If you tell me I look familiar but you just can’t place it, I’ll tell you that …”

“My dad was born poor, made a fortune during his life, and then died suddenly—mu…”

“Reginald “If” Ifa IV died today. His last words were, “Death, the great What if…”