A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 50% more evil than Satan).

“When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice:…”

“If love were a gesture, I don’t think it would be a gyrating pelvis. But then a…”

“I’m a man who wears many hats. Some of them are furry.”

“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someo…”