A two-headed man should have twice the IQ, and the ability to have internal dialogues externally.

“I want to protect innocent people from sin by locking them in cages, where the …”

“On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel tha…”

“His last name was Worthless. Or was that just the perfect word to describe him?…”

“Labels are necessary, for dating purposes. I’m not talking about gay versus str…”