A two-headed man should have twice the IQ, and the ability to have internal dialogues externally.

“We made love like oysters, and then we ate oysters. Then we made love like two …”

“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little…”

“If you’re going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice f…”

“I want to buy designer sunglasses and change my name to The Lunar Child III. It…”