A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes.

“A brick could be used to block a mouse hole. But something better that would no…”

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask…”

“A brick could be used to help you become an Olympic swimmer. Tie the brick arou…”

“The whole world is dying. Just too slowly and naturally for my liking. Somebody…”